I finished the butter I had saved for the bees
The kids will never believe all our stories
When we try to explain how it used to be
They'll laugh at us and our history
The kids will never believe this
The kids will never believe
I used to drive by here when I was much younger
And people would slow down and quite often stop
Now it's a race, a single space - fuck
A way to get home before that guy in his truck
And the kids will never believe this stuff
The kids will never believe
And the music was different, it was always the best
We would change everything but give it a rest
And kids today are so compressed
Without Autotune they can't get undressed
And I know they'll never believe this
I know know they'll never believe
(vamp)
The kids will never believe this
The kids will never believe
It wasn't much different in color or form
The title was the same but the pages were torn
If you remember, if you recall
The kids today weren't even born
And the kids today weren't even born
The kids weren't even conceived
None of this needed for graduation
That's always been the incantation
And it seems like every single generation
Has claimed to be the first in the nation
And the kids today will never believe
But now much more than biology
The physics has changed, and the chemistry
So it's not just neurology
It's a whole new wave of topology
And the kids are laughing at you as we turn
The kids are laughing at you
And the kids will never believe this [you; us]
The kids will never believe
The kids will never believe a thing
As long as they're laughing at this