We're your opening act
We go on stage half-wracked
We're so bad
We do it in a bag
We're your opening act!

We're your backing band
We're as bad as we can
We're so awful
It should be unlawful
We're your backing band!

We're your warm-up crew
We don't play as well as you
We've got no fans
Sell our records to yours
We're your warm-up crew!

We're your opening act
We can't play a lick it's a fact
When you go home
We got groupies to bone
We are your opening act

We are your opening act

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