Everyone talks about the Gossip Girls
I heard they were talking about you
I slipped over to eavesdrop a little
It was all about a dress and the room
Go figure, go finger
Gabrielle, oh
Christine, ah
No finger, go figure
One had a smile that just wouldn't quit
A giggle about how she got in
Her friend looked judgemental, just a little miffed
She wiped her ticket from her chin
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I remember once they interviewed me
All taped up, baby done that
Impressions at first, maybe too real
I smiled and we went to my flat
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They're casually cool as they're mingling
With studied aloofness and charm
and except for the occasional giggling
Forget what they did with my arm
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They dress the same like nobody's hair
Those boots should be closer to the calf
But no one compares - no one would dare
Too hot for a ride to get off
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Well everyone talking about the Gossip Girls
Wishes they were talking about them
