'Suits and Blondes' - Human Thoughts

Suits and Blondes

Going through my contacts list
Appointing attorneys-general
Ambassadors to the world and
Managers of every detail

The suits and blondes can kiss my ass
I know better than them -
I only need them to tell all you suckers
What it was I meant

I've got all the best names in here
The people who simplify
When I turn on my TV set
All day and all of the night

(chorus)

These people have the expertise
I let them explain the news
They can tell you what's going on
Every time I get confused

(chorus)

Now I'm putting them in charge and
We're gonna make things great
Once we're done this all makes sense
It's tee-time, don't make me wait

The best and brightest stars that shine
Say my name I feel alive
Everything I touch is mine
Now watch me take this drive

(chorus)

Going through my contacts list
Gonna do everything I said
The suits and blondes we all know best
Tuck my brain into my bed

(chorus)

It's tee-time, don't make me wait

5/11/25