Huwisms

If it weren't for other people remembering things for me, I would hardly know anything.
(3/20/06)

You can't beat a dead horse, but you can cut a hole in the side and fuck it.
(ca. 1995)

The reason laughter is such a great aphrodisiac is that when ladies giggle, they jiggle.
(ca. 2005)

The Thomas Clancy Memorial Forest... is a desert.
(ca. 2005)

Nutra-booze™
(ca.2004)

I not only dismantled a watch or two at an early age, I also built an electric motor.

initiated in March of 2005

© Huw Powell
printed 29 March 2024

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