Hey we all wanna rule the world sometimes
But the man's buying Mars to be a dictator
He's gonna tell everyone what to do -
But presidents are cheaper, buy now, we pay later
Freaks are gonna ruin your life
Gonna tell you what to do
They think they are so much smarter
They know you better than you!
Turn off this faucet and stop it from leaking
Hey that was a city's clean water
Stop these people from working for farmers
Now that was a Thanksgiving slaughter
(refrain)
"I'm gonna tear open all of these systems
And cut out what I don't approve
Don't watch the knife you'll thank me later -
This hurts less if you don't move"
(refrain and probably some extra music)
A dictator of freedom has never ever worked
Command and control always fails
(Just ask any free market apologist) No matter how much science fiction you read
you can't rule a planet from jail
(refrain)
Wanna buy Mars and be a dictator?
President's cheaper, buy now and pay later
Wanna buy Mars and be a dictator?
Gold president for sale, buy now and pay later
