Dumb Web Survey Results!

How much of a slut are you?
How gay are you?
Look, I just answer the questions, I can't be responsible for some pre-teen's idea of what the answers imply about me. Can I?

What industrial solvent are you?
You are a water-rinsible solvent that contains no petroleum distillates. Your low VOC (4.89%, 43 g/L) has been tested by EPA Method Number 24. You have ultra-low evaporative properties (0.005 @ 76 F; n-butyl acetate=1) and are an FDA approved surfactant.

Which Rock Chick Are You?

You are Civilian Calvin!
You don't get to travel much outside your neighborhood, but you still manage to get in plenty of trouble. When you're not acting up, you like to wax philosophical.
What Calvin are you?

Well, u-- um, can we come up and have a look?

You're a Clubber!
What kind of fag are you? You're a total scene queen who loves to shake her groove thang topless and pick up the hottest tricks. Be careful. This ain't Queer As Folk. Living in the scene can become addictive and dangerous. Make sure that you control your time in the gay night life, not the other way around.

Which British Band Are You?

I am Chocolate Flavoured.
I am sweet and a little bit naughty. I am one of the few clinically proven aphrodisiacs. Sometimes I can seem a little hard, but show warmth and I soon melt.
What Flavour Are You?

What pattern are you?

What Jesus Would You Be? Hooray, I am the mightiest of all the Jesus types! I possess the amazing power of walking on water. I can tell people to eat me and they will listen! I deserve a pat on the back.

Oscar Wilde: The Portrait of Dorian Gray. You are a horror novel from the world of dandies, rich pretty boys, art and aesthetics, and intellectual debates between ethical people and decadent pleasure-seekers. You value beauty and pleasure but realize their dangers, as well.

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